Friday, 13 April 2012

Tere liye jhumoon deewana ban ke, tere liye. - Faujistan


Well to start off this entry , which brings end to the guest week, I’d like to start with a quote.
A wise man once told me “Brethren before wrenches” (hahahahahaha) and that ass was this guy PD. Although he’s half the man he thinks he is and he isn’t that wise either, though if we compared the lot we hang with, or should I say “Kick Back” with, I’d call him the wisest, but I believe that sometimes he should take my advice, no-matter how crappy it is. ‘Cause Faujistan, (that is what he’s named me, can you beat that FAUJISTAN!) says so. Not drifting away from what I want to write, I’d like to dedicate this post to the ”Michael bay meets Anthony” chum that I know (trust me , mujhe bhi naam samajh nai aaya tha). 


I don’t remember how we met and to be honest I don’t care either, because every day since that day we’ve made each day memorable or at least few of them :P ; some of you might laugh off to the  double meaning  thoughts in your head, so let me tell you, there was action and a lot of it .
It’s very rare to find a guy like him, with simplicity of a saint, a brain like how every 19 year olds should be, which is very hard to find in our college at least and the attitude which is neither egoistic nor kiddish but somewhere in the middle. There are many things I’d blabber about and all in good faith about him but that isn’t what all he is, there is a different side to this chottu with long, receding hairline. Which go as follows;
1)  He speaks in his sleep and not that he murmurs or anything , he’ll ask you questions and questions you won’t have answers for.
2)  He might laugh with you and shit, and you might think you’ve left him impressed or something; agar tumhe kuch aisa lagta hai na toh beta bahut badi galat family hai . Baad mai tumhaari ass le lega.
3)  He has a habit of keeping his hair in shape, shakal ko kuch ho na ho, ek baal idhar udhar nahin hona chahiye. Ladka hai to he ye haal hai , ladki hota, toh pata nai kya hota.
4)  Saala itna aalsi hai, ki apni chotti taangon ko kasrat nahin deta. Every place will always be too far if he doesn’t want to go.
5)  He has this habit of watching dirty pictures alone but he will refrain from the fact in public.
6)  Sometimes when he laughs, he’ll laugh so hard that you’ll stop laughing, observe him and wonder whether the joke was worth it .

No matter how he is , or no matter he’d turn to be , the amount of love and respect I have for this guy will never be less than now, that is if he gets all the stuff I order along with him , warna kaisa pyaar kaisi dosti. I want to thank him for being the brother I always wanted and for being there with me in my hardest moments till date , because he has been one of the people who’ve held me strong and hard when I was too brittle .

Man I’ll miss those days out in the sun, when the British accent was such a good pun.
You shaked your ass and I shaked my bootie,
All we looked for were hooottiies.

Yaar ab aur likhunga toh rona aa jaayega . :’( 

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