Before you read the post, I should tell you something about Fingerboy. He loves to finger his instrument. The keyboard, you vile creatures! I've known Fingerboy for the past 2 years, and he has often filled my life with stories about spinach, sleeping pills and his current 'sweet' flame who has whipped him under her control. This Utd scum, talented piece of potty is an asset to your group of friends, for he'll be more than a mate, he'll be a brah. He describes this blog as casual and entertaining. Yes, casual is what i was going for.
So this is his entry for the Guest Week. Enjoy. Enzzzoyyyy, he would say.
Shoooot! Damn..wide by a few inches. Steady Scholesy, steady!
Oh hai. Guest entry on PD's blog. Yay.
Whattay guy. But wait, why am I talking about him? He isn't that important. Let's talk about more worldly stuff. Stuff that the blog's about..ranting.
Oh hai. Guest entry on PD's blog. Yay.
Whattay guy. But wait, why am I talking about him? He isn't that important. Let's talk about more worldly stuff. Stuff that the blog's about..ranting.
Feel like ranting? Feeling shit about life? Someone hurt you? Someone doesn't live up to your expectations from them? Here's the first law of Colonel Big Chillingam : 'The number of "Oh bete" moments in your life will always be more than the "oh fuck/shit/damn" moments'. All it takes is a little bit of time everyday to surf stuff like 9GAG and/or ICanHazCheeseburger. Your awesomeness shall arise and you shall look at things in a more..er..condescending or indifferent way. Seriously, your life will improve. You don't have enough brains to focus on your life aims AND to think about the random bullshit coming your way. Trust me, you don't. We all make the mistake of over-thinking the most innocuous of stuff and ending up being a mess..well, at least for a while. As the amazingly handsome Rajat Sharma put it ever so brilliantly to almost every participant in Aap Ki Adaalat.. "The question is..do you want to?". You have the answer. Now go spend half an hour on 9gag. Oricanhazchesseburger.com. Or both.
Oh wait. If you actually want to over-think shit..then bro, tere saath kuch scene hai.
Life throws shit at everyone..relax, sit back, watch this : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfPS_9clwCc and feel good about yourself. And if anyone's talking crap at you, I shall let you in on the best answer ever. "It's K." Try it.
Kthxbai.
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